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16 Gifts “Sharknado 2” Gave The World


#GodsWork 16 Gifts "Sharknado 2" Gave The World

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1. “Think Pieces.”

Slade Sohmer @SladeHV

24 hours from now, you'll be swimming in Sharknado 2 thinkpieces. Enjoy your life 'til then.

2. Second leases on life.

Aoife M @Aoiferocksitout

@PerezHilton gave his life so Jared from Subway could live. He is a real American hero. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

3. Tara Reid’s dulcet tones.

Nolan Feeney @NolanFeeney

BRB, changing my ringtone to Tara Reid crying. #Sharknado2

4. Next season of The Real World.

Pandora Boxx @ThePandoraBoxx

Andy Dick! Downtown Julie Brown! Billy Ray Cyrus! OMG #Sharknado2 is like the modern day Love Boat.

16 Gifts "Sharknado 2" Gave The World

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5. How To Survive a Sharknado, New York Times bestseller.

Joe Quesarito @HoJoLego

The most unrealistic thing about #Sharknado2 is Tara Reid writing a book.

6. 32 oz of freedom.

Not Bill Walton @NotBillWalton

Ian Ziering is being given dangerous weapons outlawed in NYC to fight off sharks. So when will he be given a 32 oz Big Gulp? #Sharknado2

7. #UrbanLegend2k14

Wil Wheaton @wilw

The other way to get rid of a sharknado is to make it say its name backwards. #Sharknado2

8. Tara Reid’s audition for the next Evil Dead.

Stevie @StevieNYC

I thought @TaraReid couldn't get any more perfect… Then they put a circular saw on her hand. #FlawFree #InternationalBadass #sharknado2

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9. The latest volume of Zagat.

Dan Wilbur @DanWilbur

Whoever wrote #Sharknado2 must have heard about New York from a three TV commercials and a meth addict who visited once.

10. The next great Syfy hit.

Patrick McLellan @pmclellan

.@SyfyTV, okay what about Barknado with adorable blood thirsty puppies?

11. People to unfollow.

Eli Braden @EliBraden

Unfollowing everyone who wasn't in Sharknado 2

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12. Sharknado 2: The Feminine Mystique.

Ashley Clements @TheAshleyClem

#Sharknado2 passes the Bechdel test because ladies are talking to each other about sharks. And then being eaten by sharks.

13. The ability to let it go.

Price Peterson @pricepeterson

Sharknado 2 was better than Frozen

14. THE BEST MARVEL POST CREDIT SEQUENCE!!!!!

Don Nichols @TheDairylandDon

Spoiler Alert: At the end of Sharknado 2, Samuel L Jackson asks Tara Reid to join The Avengers.

15. A search for a missing hand.

John Roberts @JohnRobertsFun

I hope they find Tara Reid's hand @SharknadoSyfy

16. An Oscar-worthy film.

Alan Sizzler Kistler @SizzlerKistler

Well, #Sharknado2… due to the most technical definition… you were a movie.

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