1. Because of people like this:
2. And tattoos like this:
3. Because of shirts like this:
4. Because we still need to figure out our own geography before we take on the universe:
5. Because of our strange, strange mating rituals:
6. And because of people unaware of what a medical emergency is:
7. Because of relationships like this:
8. And relationships like this:
9. And people looking for relationships like this:
10. Because we’re still so scientifically behind:
11. And because videos like this have over 200,000 views:
12. Because our kids don’t stand a chance:
13. And because we still don’t know how to protect ourselves from the weather:
14. Because of people like this:
15. Because of people who need to show the world their hands:
16. And questions like this:
17. Because of people who eat mayonnaise like this:
18. And people who eat like this:
19. Because of babies named “Hashtag”:
21. Because of people who have no idea how escalators work:
22. Because of ‘grams like this:
23. Because of tattoos like this:
24. Because of updates like this:
26. Because of stuff like this:
27. And streets named like this:
28. Because of people who can’t read:
30. Because of shirts like this:
31. And sandals like this:
32. Because of people who have no idea how time works:
33. But mostly because of people like this:
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33 Reasons Why Aliens Will Never Talk To Us
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